Doctor and lawyer dating jokes
Can lawyers take a joke?
So while some people may think that lawyers can’t take a joke, don’t worry, we can. At least 214 times over. #1 Farmer Joe was in his car when he was hit by a truck.
Is it bad to date a lawyer?
Dating a lawyer sounds waaay better than it actually is. They really don’t make very good partners — in the romantic sense, at least. Here are the 11 reasons why you should avoid dating a lawyer at all costs. 1. They work around the clock Having a lawyer boyfriend or girlfriend is akin to having an imaginary friend.
What did the attorney say to the doctor who picked up his shoe?
“No problem,” said the attorney, “I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone, one of the physicians picked up the attorney’s shoe and spat in it.
What did the man ask the physician when the lawyer arrived?
When the lawyer arrived, the man asked for his physician to stand on one side of the bed, while the lawyer stood on the other. The man then laid back and closed his eyes. When he remained silent for several minutes, the physician asked what he had in mind.
How did the lawyer and doctor and clergyman meet each other?
A week later the man died. At the Wake, the Lawyer and Doctor and Clergyman, each concealed an envelope in the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell. By chance, these three met several months later.
How much money did the dying man give to the doctors?
A dying man gathered his lawyer, doctor and clergyman at his bed side and handed each of them an envelope containing $25,000 in cash. He made them each promise that after his death and during his repose, they would place the three envelopes in his coffin. He told them that he wanted to have enough money to enjoy the next life.
What did the lawyer and doctor and clergyman concealed in the coffin?
At the Wake, the Lawyer and Doctor and Clergyman, each concealed an envelope in the coffin and bid their old client and friend farewell. By chance, these three met several months later.
What did the doctor do with all the money he had?
He felt, rather than waste all the money, he would send it to a Mission in South America. He asked for their forgiveness. The Doctor, moved by the gentle Clergymans sincerity, confessed that he too had kept some of the money for a worthy medical charity.